How quick can a short bloke go?

The normal reaction I get when I describe Ironman is initially of disbelief (‘Do people really do this?’) followed by a glance down at my belly (definitely not a six-pack, more of a beer barrel) and the question… “So how long will it take you?”

So here are some benchmark facts and figures:

andreasThe fastest Iron-distance race of all time took Andreas Raelert 7hours 41 minutes at Challenge Roth.  That’s bonkers.  A 46 minute 2.4 mile swim followed by a 4 hour 11 minute 112 mile bike ride (that’s nearly 27 miles per hour) and a 2 hour 40 minute marathon.  That marathon split, just for the record, would have put him in the top 300 finishers in the London Marathon this year!

38389-large_02_finishIMH2011Ironman Kona is a tougher course – hillier, hotter and usually with strong winds – but the best ever time is still only 8 hours and 3 minutes.  Craig Alexander completed the swim in 52 minutes, the bike in 4 hours 24 minutes and the marathon in 2 hours 44 minutes.

So, on to me….

I’ve completed seven Iron-distance races.  They have varied massively in difficulty and therefore finishing times.  The fastest, The Outlaw in Nottingham, took me 12 hours and 7 minutes with a 1hr 13m swim, 5hr 40m bike and 4hr 59m run.  It was a flat-ish course.

My slowest took 18 hours and 45 minutes.  It was tough… a swim that almost killed me and took 1hr 47m, a bike course that had relentless hills which I cursed and swore up and down in 8hr 14m and a run that turned out to be 29 miles long (I got lost) along the Jurassic Coast took 8hr 24m.  The Jurrasicman was only run twice.  I thought I was going to die.  Claire who runs Brutal Events is an evil person.

So here’s your chance to take a guess.  How long is it going to take me to complete Ironman Hawaii?  I’d love you to hazard a guess below!  And don’t forget to DONATE NOW!

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